SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Well let me see...not all sleepwalking but...In my 29 years I have...
1, Woken my mother up with my shouted conversation across our landing, from my bed, to my brother's room... he was replying and answering me but all we were doing was shouting totally unintelligible words and then both stopped. My mother remembers it vividly, but neither my brother nor I remember anything at all.!
2, I also have been dreaming strongly enough to shout to an ex "what's the name of the cow.?" whilst she sat listening in fits of hysterics. When I am dozing off to sleep she would often engage me in a conversation because she KNEW it would make me say stupid things.
3, Another ex (see the farting QOTW) who woke up herself through an oversized guff one night and then woke ME up with another the next.!)
4, My brother managed to wander down our stairs, Boglin on hand (little 1990s rubber toy), sit on our sofa and stare into space whilst my parents sat there not knowing what the bloody hell was going on.!
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 18:20, Reply)
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