The Horrors
Oh the horrors of sleepwalking

ever since i started secondary school i've sleepwalked, its linked to how stressed i am.

I've woken up down the shops,at other freinds houses, once on the roof, in the bath, in the hottub, at work, at an ex's house (explain that one)

when i was 16, i was dating a pretty 15 year old lass, and i used to stay over about 2 nights a week (and she would stay at mine 2-3 a week)

one night i woke up and started to have sex with her in my sleep (its happened dozens of times, i lost count at 30ish) not usually a problem , as she was used to it.

there was one catch..

Her, her sister, and her mum shared a room for 6 months, fucksocks.

Oh no, it gets worse

I then went on to slip into the (Older!) sisters bed, and carry on. yup

Older sister didnt mind, girlfreind did

woke me up mid act-never, EVER wake a sleepwalker

most sleepwalkers become violent, i have panic attacks, not the petty small ones where you need to rest for 15 mins, no more the blue lips, passing out kind, i've "Died" twice thanks to these panics

que the mother waking up and having to give mouth-mouth

Yup, Shagged two sisters and "pulled" the mom in the same night.

never mentioned it again.

i have 3 coursework assignments due in in 12 hours time, and i havent started yet, who wants to bet i'll sleepwalk tonight?
(tainek, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 22:50, Reply)