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This is a question Sleepwalking

A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.

She doesn't even live in Fulham.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My other half has a very early start so he's often fast on, whilst I'm lying in bed reading or something. He's entertained me with various sleeptalking, and annoyed me greatly with standing up and relieving himself on the bedside table, but the most recent thing he's taken to doing is letting rip with the loudest smelliest fart ever and then giggling like a schoolboy - all whilst fast asleep. I find it quite endearing at the moment... Can't imagine that lasting.
(, Thu 23 Aug 2007, 23:51, Reply)

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