SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I don’t sleep walkBut I do have very vivid recurring dreams about needing to piss desperately. I’ll find myself in very awkward situations where I’m busting for a piss but there is nowhere suitable and will end up doing it in front of an assembly. Or sometimes I find the toilet but can’t lift the lid and end up going all over that – all the time panicking that I’m going to get caught.
But by far the weirdest was when (still dreaming here, people) my mum walked in on me pissing ketchup into a shepherds pie.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 0:00, Reply)
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