Apparently...
'Typical' College story.

I'd always been known for sleepwalking as a kid, but fortunately growing up in the middle of nowhere all it resulted in was a few surpised cows as mini Chev wandered around the field. Apart from when I stood staring out of the window leaning against the radiator for long enough to get 2nd degree burns...

But the potentially most embarrassing story follows the usual trail of alcohol....

After a fairly (but not unusually heavy night) I apparently went for a pee (in the proper place, unlike most tales here), and on the long trail back (approx 10 metres) firstly walked in on a mate 'introducing himself with new gf (switching lights on and introducing myself apparently very politely despite her understandable screaming), followed by being discovered asleep in the bath covered by tea towels by random person, then waking by best mate up (next door neighbour) and insisting (and doing, despite his protestations) climbing across the roof from his dormer window to mine, approx 100 ft above a river (amongst many much harder things).

Oh, and for something just less personally scary..

a) furious grandparents (incl. physical punishment) for swearing in my sleep aged 7. I was blamed for my own subconscious...

b) waking ex-gf saying we needed to buy a new wardrobe (we didn't even own an old one)
(Chevron71 is oscillating wildly...., Fri 24 Aug 2007, 0:39, Reply)