SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I'm a pisser, my girlfriend is merely an idiot.Well, when I was a nipper I changed bedrooms with my sister, as it was my turn for the bigger room. That very night I apparently heaved myself out of bed and followed the mentally programmed route to the toilet.
Of course, there toilet was no longer there, but happily my wardrobe was. Apparently my mum was laughing too hard to stop me pissing all over my shoes.
I also often used to stand over my mum and dad in the middle of the night, just staring at them. My mum reckoned I was definitely going to become a serial killer.
As an aside, my girlfriend often talks bollocks in her sleep. Only last week she woke up and checked all round the bed before informing me that she was checking if the ceiling had fallen in.
She raced a walrus to the cashpoint yesterday evening. I'm off to bed, it's like a surreal multi part soap opera.
*pop*. Apologies etc, but if you're going to stab the cherry, stab it with something long.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 0:47, Reply)
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