Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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My former (kinda) girlfriend
was terrible for random outbursts in her sleep.
First time we fell asleep together, she punched me weakly four times in the night. Not too bad, I thought, it's a small bed, and she fidgets a little. No harm.
We shared a hotel room in Liverpool (Adelphi, if you're interested). I couldn't sleep for some reason, but she could. As I lay, drifting in and out of sleep, she shook me awake, and when I asked what was wrong, she punched me. Quite hard. I saw she was asleep, though, so ignored it.
A few minutes later, she shook me again, and mumbled something about "snowball", before telling me to "shave a wave". I moved further away from her in this double bed...
I also have this tendency myself to "jerk" suddenly, as I fall asleep. A leg, or an arm, or sometimes my neck, will just spazz out for a second, then stop.
This has caused me to:
kick a girlfriend in her sleep.
elbow people on my break at work.
And, most memorably,
knock over a guy's cup of tea on the train, spilling hot liquid all down him. He was not best pleased.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:06, Reply)
was terrible for random outbursts in her sleep.
First time we fell asleep together, she punched me weakly four times in the night. Not too bad, I thought, it's a small bed, and she fidgets a little. No harm.
We shared a hotel room in Liverpool (Adelphi, if you're interested). I couldn't sleep for some reason, but she could. As I lay, drifting in and out of sleep, she shook me awake, and when I asked what was wrong, she punched me. Quite hard. I saw she was asleep, though, so ignored it.
A few minutes later, she shook me again, and mumbled something about "snowball", before telling me to "shave a wave". I moved further away from her in this double bed...
I also have this tendency myself to "jerk" suddenly, as I fall asleep. A leg, or an arm, or sometimes my neck, will just spazz out for a second, then stop.
This has caused me to:
kick a girlfriend in her sleep.
elbow people on my break at work.
And, most memorably,
knock over a guy's cup of tea on the train, spilling hot liquid all down him. He was not best pleased.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 1:06, Reply)
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