SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Piss offAnother pal of mine fell asleep in a room full of people in full post-pub party mode, then got up and opened a drawer in a chest of drawers.
When he started to undo his flies and make ready to relieve himself into said drawer he was asked what on earth he thought he was doing, at which point he smiled conspiratorially to his host and said 'it's alright, everyone's doing it'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 8:40,
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