SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Alarming weeWhen I was a young 'un I used to share a bedroom with my brother. I was woken one night by a strange sound. It sounded like my alarm clock gone weird plus there was a splattering sound and my face was getting wet. I struggled to put the light on, my arm got wet and then I could see my brother happily pissing onto my 240 volt alarm clock whilst splattering me as well. How he didnt get electrocuted I will never know. The alarm clock dried out and served a good number of years service afterwards. My brother doesnt remember the incident to this day. Needless to say, I wasnt too happy about the whole thing at the time.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 9:09, Reply)
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