SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I woke up one morning next to the ex-Mrs DioI thought I had had this wonderful dream about rampant sex, so rolled over and made my intention clear that I was horny as hell.
"What? Again? You woke me up at 3 this morning wanting sex, you CAN'T be randy again by now!"
Apparently I'd had sex in my sleep. I just hope I hadn't used the name of the girl I 'dreamt' I was having sex with ...
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 9:17, Reply)
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