SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Tell you what......I'm gonna start going around doing outrageous stuff at night, then when I'm caught I'll just go to sleep and in the morning, claim not to remember a thing about it. Apparently you can get away with all sorts!
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 9:43,
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