SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Oh! The Sausages.My current, hereinafter referred to as "Her Maj", has a slight problem with my snoring. One particular night, I woke up (as one tends to do) to find her punching me. Apparently I had turned over and back-handed her in the process.
However the trophy for this story goes to another young lady, who was capable of holding whole, surreal, conversations in her sleep, as well as sleepwalking. One memorable exchange involved the fact that I had left a whole suitcase full of sausages in the left-luggage at Cologne railway station. Quite why, I don't know, but I imagine they're pretty whiffy by now.
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Stevedix http://www.stevedix.de/blog, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 12:45,
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