SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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So I Gave Her Headbutts.....
Ages and ages ago, when the rocks were soft and the moon was young I was in the fucking Army. Don't ask.
Anyway, I was home on leave one time and my mother came in to wake me with a cup of tea. She leant over me and gently shook me and.....
I sat bolt upright, to attention, and headbutted her smack between the eyes. She went down like a bag of shit.
Never try to wake a trained killer.....
Cheers
I am a trained killer. Honestly. They made me shoot a sheep that had wandered onto the firing range...
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 12:57,
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