Somnambulism Stories
When i was about 12 I had some kind of fever which meant my usual strange dreams and nocturnal ramblings/wanderings were turboed up into horrific shit-scary night terrors.
My dad heard me running up the stairs screaming something about 'the aliens have taken my friend away'. He tried to calm me down and get him to tell him what was going on. The story goes my good alien friend had been taken by some bad aliens who were then taking him to Dumfries. The bad aliens were on horseback and when i thought of them it made my fingers go wierd and for some reason think of placemats. It turns out the front door was open so I'd obviously been wandering around outside. I had butterflies and was all nervous for days after that one.

Another time my dad found me crying wth laughter naked in the bathroom trying to gel my (at the time) long hair into a mohican.

And last week in bed I bit a girl (also in the bed) in my sleep thinking it was my friend's giant hand.
(fatcock has decided to be more mysterious.....or has he?, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:07, Reply)