SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Ye fucksockesSo I was smacked up to the eyeballs last night, went to sleep and had a corker of a dream! When I woke up I thought I'd make a poem out of it, but fuck me if I wasn't interrupted by some twunt from Porlock. The bastard rabbited on for an hour, and by the time I'd turfed him out I'd forgotten the lot. Bollocks!
Ah well, at least I didn't shit in the sock drawer again.
Sod this for a lark, I think I'll drop by Billy Wordsworth's place and see if he wants to get pissed and pull some lusty wenches.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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reallywittyname veraciously conspues lexiphanicism on, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 13:45,
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