To Prof Half Price and your cat fighting antics.....


My story was me being fast asleep and, even though my eyes were closed, getting the sense of something looming over me. I opened my eyes to see a large black shape with 'horns' inches from my face. I screamed in fright and lashed out, punching the cat (for it was she) in the side of the head. She half dodged the blow so no harm was done but, in retaliation, raked my arm with her claws drawing blood.

She's also paid nocturnal visits to several of my neighbours. She scared the shit out of the girl two doors away when she was awoken by rustling and saw a black shadow moving about behind the curtain. My nextdoor neighbour woke up one night to find my cat sitting on the end of his bed staring intently at him. He said he thought "Funny, I don't own a cat." before going back to sleep. The only one I witnessed was rising early one morning. I went into the spare room and, looking at the houses behind me, saw a familiar rear end disappearing through a skylight. I heard a muffled shriek and my cat rocketed out the window and across the rooftops. A rather shaken looking woman appeared at the window and shut it firmly.
(Fanta Menace Is tall enough to see over the fence, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:51, Reply)