SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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First meeting with the in laws...Not my dodgy behaviour though - her old man's.
I went across to my new gf's (now wife's) house one weekend to 'meet the folks'.
Anyway, after a not insignificant quantity of alcohol (they drink like it's going out of fashion - her dad was drinking cans of export AND whisky - no, not in the same glass) it was time to hit the hay.
Being quite a traditional family, I was punted up into the loft (no nonsense under my roof etc), which was decked out as an extra bedroom. A ramsay ladder provided access, so this was left in the 'down' position overnight.
Imagine my surprise when I awake during the night to see my father-in-law-to-be at the top of the ladder, naked as a naked thing looking at me curiously. This was not the kind of introduction to the family that I was looking for.
Of course he was just pissed as a fart, and had gone on a wander on his way back from the lavvie.
Oh how we laughed. Or not, in fact.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 14:57, Reply)
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