Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Sleep Txting
When I was a single person, I would cling to my mobile phone for deer life. Sending texts at all hours and calling men for casual phone sex and minbending philosopical discussions (Are there forces in the universe greater than the uplift bra?).
Anyway, there was one time that I woke up having just sent a text saying simply "biv yoi bonger". And I wonder why the swoonsome Noel the fireman didn't want to kiss me.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 15:05, Reply)
When I was a single person, I would cling to my mobile phone for deer life. Sending texts at all hours and calling men for casual phone sex and minbending philosopical discussions (Are there forces in the universe greater than the uplift bra?).
Anyway, there was one time that I woke up having just sent a text saying simply "biv yoi bonger". And I wonder why the swoonsome Noel the fireman didn't want to kiss me.
( , Fri 24 Aug 2007, 15:05, Reply)
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