SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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When my eldest daughter was about a year oldshe used to blag her dad, the former Mr Quar, into helping her toddle around.
He'd lean over her and hold her hands above her head and they'd walk up and down together.
One morning, in the early hours, I heard him talking to her in our bedroom. 'That's it, good girl, you'll soon be walking all on your own!'
And there he was, bending over, apparently walking Junior around in the the half-light.
I said, ffs, it's 3am! Put her back to bed!
He said 'OK then!' and threw our tiny daughter right across the room and onto the bed. I was horrified.
Only it wasn't the baby - it was his pillow, which he'd been walking around and talking to for about 10 minutes.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2007, 21:58, Reply)
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