SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Nice catch!A few years back I was in a cozy, deep sleep and my mind wandered into a dream about playing cricket. I find myself standing close to the wicket as the batsman goes for a very big hit. The ball streaks towards me and I instinctively grab with my left hand and take a stunning catch. Then I'm waking suddenly and something is wrong. As I come up through the layers of sleep I realize that my girlfriend is shrieking in pain and hitting me. Yes! I was holding her left breast as the dream started and when I took the catch.....well, I don't need to draw you a picture!
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