SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Balls to walking, I can't be arsedMy newish bird has informed me that over the last few weeks I have so far:
Muttered a good deal in my kip
Lay on my back and twiddled my thumbs
Shouted "Harry Potter!"
and last night "What flavour do you want?"
And just now after a particular energetic romp (it's bloody warm round here) I woke up with a jolt unable to recall what we'd just done, and simultaneously punching her in the face.
She's gone home now.
(, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:28, Reply)
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