SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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All I know is that I can't keep a steady relationship and none of them are prepared to tell me why.The most I've ever got out of anyone is that I talk in my sleep, and that she didn't want to repeat it.
This was three years later that I found it out from this lady. She wasn't exactly the straight-laced type, either.
Nothing ever happens when I have a tape recorder going (Whenever I try to find out what's going on), so now I keep one under the bed as an insurance policy. All I have to do now is explain why I'm setting up a tape recorder under the bed.
Tyler Durden eat your heart out.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:05,
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