SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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A mate of mine (true story)was staying over one night when we were 15 or so. I was awoken by a an awesome feeling coming from my nether regions. He had my cock treating it like an ice-cream. Gave him a bit of a slap so he would go away and proceeded to go back to sleep.
Found out the next day he was dreaming that he robbed the ice-cream man. I never did tell him what happened.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 12:58, Reply)
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