Sleep Jumping (Ouch)
This is the only occasion on which I have sleep-walked..And I'd prefer it if it stayed like that.

As we all know, when one needs to use the lav in the night, we wake up, go, and fall back asleep..apart from when your body is too tired to wake up. This happened to me and my brain decided to take action.

I went into a dream in which I'd just woken up in a field (I'd just returned from a camping trip with my mates in reality). It was early morning and I was surrounded by all my mates, asleep in their sleeping bags. In the dream, as in real life, I needed to piss. So, in order not to wake my friends up, I quietly removed my sleeping bag (in real life, bed sheets), stood up and wondered why the ground felt so uneven and wobbly (stood on my bed)and leapt over my friend so as to avoid waking her, fell, and whacked my head off the side of the bbq (jumped off said bed, walloping head off the bracket for the t.v on the wall)

I eventually woke up, lying on my bedroom floor, extremely disorintated and wondering why I was in my bedroom and not the campsite we'd been on. After all that, I finally got to use the toilet, and see the blood streaming down my face from my newly acquired cut. Fun. (I still have the scar)
(Markey Will approach from behind without warning, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:15, Reply)