SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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The Pantsy Pull Down...One night, my little sister was fast asleep, when i came to her door, woke her up, and said,
"All the Boys do the Pantsy Pull Down"
fucking crazy, i know. my one excuse is that i was asleep the whole time, and when she asked me what the hell i was talking about, i responded with utter confusion. I think she might be the crazy one...
oh, and one other thing: violent night terrors suck. have you ever been awaken by getting punched by someone sleeping next to you? while not pleasent, its a great excuse hit back, and hard...
but get this, then i get yelled at for hitting him!
me:"you were Punching me!!!"
him:"i was asleep!!!"
me:"...and Punching me!"
him:"why didnt you just wake me up?!?!"
me:"is this you talking in your sleep?"
him:"fuck! good night!"
i think he maybe missed the point.
(, Sun 26 Aug 2007, 20:51, Reply)
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