Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I once had
A girlfriend who worked so hard at her job answering phones, that she would occasionally (just sporadic enough to keep me on my vertical toes) answer imaginary phone-calls. Unfortunately the phone was on my side of the bed and the vigour of which she answered knocked me out and onto the floor.
For myself, a few weeks ago I sent a sleep-text declaring to the recipient that she 'was the only person I knew with their own theme tune'.
( , Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:30, Reply)
A girlfriend who worked so hard at her job answering phones, that she would occasionally (just sporadic enough to keep me on my vertical toes) answer imaginary phone-calls. Unfortunately the phone was on my side of the bed and the vigour of which she answered knocked me out and onto the floor.
For myself, a few weeks ago I sent a sleep-text declaring to the recipient that she 'was the only person I knew with their own theme tune'.
( , Mon 27 Aug 2007, 0:30, Reply)
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