SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Corn flakes, corn flakes corn flakes corn flakes corn flakes...Not me but my mates sister...
Over breakfast one morning was regaling the family with the strange event from the night before. Basically she had woken up completely naked. She freaked out, put on some PJ's and went back to sleep.
As she completes her tale, her dad is attempting to pour himself a bowl of cornflakes, but is having some trouble. There appeared to be something blocking the flow of corny flakey goodness. With a little investigation it was discovered that the blockage was in fact his daughters nightey and underkeks.
A little disturbing, but it troubles (arouses) me still what this young woman was dreaming about that caused her to disrobe and stuff her clothes in some breakfast cereal.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 4:41, Reply)
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