Urinating
Not sure if my mate was asleep or just in the thrall of drugs and booze, but this one still makes me laugh.
My friend was staying Christmas Eve at his girlfriend's parent's house. For some unknown reason he decided that Stella would not be enough on that fateful night and decided to complement his wife beater with some LSD. Now, he retires to bed somewhat worse for wear, but soon the Stella takes hold and in his comatose state he bounces of walls to the bathroom. Or what he thought was the bathroom. Unfortunately, not being awake or at least in control of his faculties, he made a wrong turn somewhere and arrived in his beau's beloved parents room. Mr and Mrs girlfriens are then treated to an unsolicited golden shower. Friend then retires to bed.
Sometime after he is woken by his girlfriend shouting at him for pissing over her beloved parents, an event which he has no recollection of. Instead of sneaking out at this point, for some unknown reason he stays and, in his own words, had the "quitest Christmas ever" sat opposite his potential inlaws, no one speaking, all just glaring at their Christmas dinner and trying to forget the night before.
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 9:41, Reply)