Not really on topic, but
it is about pissing, so I suppose that qualifies.

Anyway, I was reminded by Sir Pigeon Nipples' story below about sitting down in front of the oven to take a pee, about an incident that happened on my mate's stag weekend in Prague several years back.

Anyway, as happens on such dos, we had been taking in the cultural side of the city, you know, the museums and art galleries, and had stopped for a glass or two of sparkling water at a local hostelry (ahem - this may not be exactly the way of it...). One of our number had to go to the toilet and noticed that stored outside the door was a number of swivel chairs, the high ones like you find at workbenches and posh bars.

He had the bright idea of taking them into the bog and setting one in front of each urinal.

The next one of my mates to go in witnessed an English bloke sitting on the chair with his knob out, peeing into the urinal, and making a comment about those "zany Czechs" and their bizarre toilet habits.

I have never peed whilst sitting in a chair, but I can't imagine it would be a favourable position, as when the pressure dropped at the end the last bit of the stream would probably end up all over your trousers!

I will make no apologies for length, and I'm sure the bloke in the chair didn't either.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 12:35, Reply)