SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Space Cadet..
When I was student me and a bunch of mates were caned off our tits on weed. One guy, John, climbed on top of a wardrobe and promptly fell asleep - for about ten minutes. Then, for the next hour he entertained us with:
"PEW! PEW! PEW _ BOOOOOOOM!!! - That's another inter-galactic battle cruiser that won't bother the federation"
To this day, 20 years later, he's still known as The Space Cadet.
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 16:53,
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