SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Yet another pissing storyA long time ago when I was 14, I was on holiday at a pony trekking place and had been invited, along with another girl, to spend the night with one of the older boys. So after some messing about, we all go to sleep. In the middle of the night I suddenly wake up to find myself on the stairs down from his room, pissing all over the stairs, with my knickers still firmly in place. His clothes and suitcase were on the stairs. I went back to bed with my soaking undies still on ... he never said anything. There was fucking GALLONS though.
(, Mon 27 Aug 2007, 23:48, Reply)
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