SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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PantsMy brother is a massive boozer. Once he stayed over at my flat and we had a heavy night on the lash.
At about 5 the next morning I get a buzz at my door and, to my horror, see via the video entry phone that it's the filth.
"Do you know an Alex "Boyce"? He says he knows you and we've found him wandering around in the middle of the street in just his underpants. He's in the back of our car - if you'll let him in we'll release him."
What a moron. It was January as well - he claims he 'took a wrong turning' on his way to the lavatory.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 10:48,
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