SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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The ex-Mr MediDoes lots of odd stuff in his sleep. He once got his rucksack on and went off to school at 5am wearing nothing but boxers.
He also used to talk a lot. There's was lots of nonsensical rhyming ("Muffins, buffins, muffins, buffins") and he used to think he was in work and used to ask me to grind aluminium and got really cross if I pointed out I couldn't do that.
It got worse as he used to work nights and I had to wake him up about 3pm. One afternoon, I was trying gently to wake him up while he was jabbering away and finishing with "I'd rather put a little bit of spunk on a man named Tony!"
I went downstairs and told all his friends. :D
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 11:41, Reply)
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