SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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More piss...My dad's best mate usually comes to visit on a bank holiday. They usually get through quite few beers over the weekend.
I remember one occasion when I was a young 'un, he'd got up in the night and failed to find the toilet (next door to the spare room he was staying in). Instead, beered up as he was, he opened his (full) suitcase where it was on the floor, and pissed all over his clean clothes.
Cue him looking sheepish when he came down for breakfast and asking to use the washing machine. Actually, that's not true. He found it hilarious, as did we all.
Next time he came to visit, we put an old suitcase in his room, open, with a bucket in it.
First post. Yay!
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 15:39, Reply)
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