SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Sorry miss, my brother pissed in my bagWhen I was 7 or 8, I used to sleepwalk all the time, not far, but far enough to find an odd place to empty my bladder. Normally the bin in my room I shared with my brother, or in the toybox.
One night I got up (I don't remember this)and pissed in my eldest brother school bag, soaking his school books in nice smelly piss. He is 7 years older than me, so at that time was 14/15 and had to explain to the teacher that his younger brother pissed in his bag and that is why he didn't have his homework. Needless to say my mother had to ring the school to get him out of detention by telling them what I had done as they didn't believe him.
He was known as pissybag for the rest of the year.
(, Tue 28 Aug 2007, 21:54, Reply)
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