SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Worse than sleepwalking....... and to me it was the worst fright of my life.
You know the little feeling you have that someone is watching you....? Ever had that whilst you were ASLEEP...?
Only a few months into my relationship with the now Lady Jester, I was staying over hers after amost enjoyable night. I was deep in the land of nod when at some ungodly hour, up crept that niggle... "I see you.... and I am watching". So I cracked open my eyes ever so slightly only to find the Ms Jester-in-waiting a mere 30cm from my face, W I D E - E Y E D and staring driectly AT ME....!!
I jumped straight out of bed....my heart missed a few beats and I looked back for a few seconds for the night-eyes to adjusted and then realised she was SLEEP-WAKING.. as if in a daze. How unnerving...!
I gave her a gentle shove (for all I knew she could have been dead) and she rolled over with a sigh and was fast asleep in seconds.
I, on the other hand lay there mortified til the sun came up.
(, Wed 29 Aug 2007, 10:47, Reply)
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