SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Being in a 60 mile radius of Londonmeans you have a love of the smell of piss, pollution, lefty twats, crap scenery, inflated prices and Guardian reading anti-fun cunts.
And dislike nice scenery.
Although it's doubtful you fuck your relatives (but that's more the East)
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 29 Aug 2007, 15:17,
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