Sleepwalking
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Aha! My last before we close for the day...
Sometimes I half wake up when I'm dreaming, and you could say that I hallucinate. I must have my eyes open because I see exactly where I am. Although I also see the spiders/prawns.
The first time was at Oban. There was a giant prawn on my pillow, waving it's tentacles at me. I jumped out of bed, WHAM, on go the lights. Only to wake up and realise there could not be a giant prawn on my pillow, and indeed there was not. In my head though, it was not a prawn but a spider. Confused my sister a bit who was watching the whole thing.
Then there was the time in Cyprus. I swear I saw a giant spider (a real one this time, not a prawn) run up my sleeping sister's face. So I jumped out of bed, on go the lights again and I'm told the whole time I was yelling at the top of my voice:
GET OUT OF BED SAM!! GET OOOOUT OF BED!!
I spent the next half hour searching for the imaginary spider with a slighty angry, confused and sleepy sister.
There was the time at my gran's with the humbug spider, the few at home where I realise I'm doing it and just go back to bed, and I'm awaiting the day I do it in bed with my boyfriend (har har!) who I know will punch me in fright if I yell at him when we're both sleeping.
Watch this space for a little bruised Vix0r!
( , Wed 29 Aug 2007, 21:37, Reply)
Sometimes I half wake up when I'm dreaming, and you could say that I hallucinate. I must have my eyes open because I see exactly where I am. Although I also see the spiders/prawns.
The first time was at Oban. There was a giant prawn on my pillow, waving it's tentacles at me. I jumped out of bed, WHAM, on go the lights. Only to wake up and realise there could not be a giant prawn on my pillow, and indeed there was not. In my head though, it was not a prawn but a spider. Confused my sister a bit who was watching the whole thing.
Then there was the time in Cyprus. I swear I saw a giant spider (a real one this time, not a prawn) run up my sleeping sister's face. So I jumped out of bed, on go the lights again and I'm told the whole time I was yelling at the top of my voice:
GET OUT OF BED SAM!! GET OOOOUT OF BED!!
I spent the next half hour searching for the imaginary spider with a slighty angry, confused and sleepy sister.
There was the time at my gran's with the humbug spider, the few at home where I realise I'm doing it and just go back to bed, and I'm awaiting the day I do it in bed with my boyfriend (har har!) who I know will punch me in fright if I yell at him when we're both sleeping.
Watch this space for a little bruised Vix0r!
( , Wed 29 Aug 2007, 21:37, Reply)
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