SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Right...Once, when I was sleepwalking, I stumbled into a bar in London and yelled:
"You're all soft, shandy-drinking, Southen puffs who aren't fit to link the cheese from my knob. Now bow down and tell me who's the greatest Northener who ever lived"
They kicked seven colours of shit out of me. So I shouted:
"There's no reason to resort to violence just 'cos you don't know the answer.."
Now, just for the record, I'm a Northumbrian so anyone South of Darlington is a fucking Frenchman as far as I'm concerned.
And another thing - Can I just mention that next Thursday I'm fucking off to Australia to live? So, technically, from next week, you can all mock me for being more of a Southener than you lot.
Oh. And I better take this chance to say goodbye to you all.
Goodbye...
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 9:55,
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