
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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with less of a culture than yoghurt...
Mind you Legless, it'll be easy enough for you in bed - the average foreplay in Australia consists of shouting "Wake Up!" at your missus.
( , Thu 30 Aug 2007, 10:08, Reply)
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