SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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errr...Pissed in most corners of the bedroom over time.
Went downstairs and pissed in the dog's bowl.
Woke up in the garden smoking a fag, that was a weird one.
Woke up in my Mum's bed, snuggling up to my Mum. Ooh, hate remembering that one...
Took a bath once.
One time, my Dad woke up and found me in the toilet. He watched as I threw the loo roll out of the window, took the loo roll holder apart and then threw the pieces out of the window shoutin "see how you like that, you bastards".
Stayed at someone's house, woke up in the wrong bed.
Actually, bed swapping is the most common one I do. I'm always waking up in one of the kid's beds, having turfed them out.
Of course, this isn't all in the same night.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 10:14, Reply)
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