
A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
( , Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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Emily B-D's line about rimming Damian Hirst's starfish is the funniest thing I've read in the whole QOTW so far. I've been laughing like a hyena since I saw it.
Shame it's off topic.
( , Thu 30 Aug 2007, 11:07, Reply)
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