SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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SexsomniaApparently I suffer from 'sexsomnia' (look it up on Wikipedia). On more than one occasion I have initiated a bit of midnight luuuurvin'. Woke up once with the ex-Stevros on top, banging like a barn door in a twister. It would of been rude to stop, so I finish the task at hand, was greeted to a nice breakfast the next morning.
Many other occasions I have undressed m'lady during the night (she gave up fighting me off about a year ago). Unfortunately now I have been diagnosed diabetic, in my worked up state during my sleep my body temperature goes up, and my blood sugar goes down inducing what can only be described as a stiffy induced hypo. I now call Lucozade a "sex aid"
Other sleep-walking antics include waking up with my guitar wearing only my boxers on the kitchen floor. Being punched in the face by my older brother for jumping on his bed and staring at him for a creepy amount of time.
Haven't ever pissed in anything other than the toilet though, that would be odd.
*Penis gag goes here*
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 14:16, Reply)
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