SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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rswipeI'd say go for the direct approach
something along the lines of "if whichever of you smelly mo'fo's is responsible doesn't get out or insert a cork I'm going to slap your bitch ass raw"
or words to that effect
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 16:43,
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