SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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One time..I sleepwalked into my ice cream van and played the song even though i was out of ice cream, course i didnt notice cos i was busy wanking with headphones on. When i woke up i realised I'd eaten Maddie McCann and blamed it on her dad.
So to answer your question-yes, my parents were awful.
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Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 30 Aug 2007, 17:57,
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