SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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I think I missed somethingBut I went to bed a while back, and woke up either north or south, maybe Canada or Australia, pissing in a wastepaper bin, that contained a doona, and Rachaelswipe entertaining the entire English Rugby Team... no, that wasn't it, It was Fulham...
No, I don't even live in Fulham.
Oh, bugger it, I think I'll just go back to sleep.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2007, 18:17, Reply)
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