SleepwalkingA friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.
She doesn't even live in Fulham.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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For the record,I'd have the orgasm pill, and get a blowjob off Jordan and do Jodie Marsh up the scuttle.
That way, when I came, I'd blow Jordan's head off and make Jodie Marsh explode.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 10:35, Reply)
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