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This is a question Sleepwalking

A friend of mine once cooked an entire meal for two in her sleep, ate the lot and washed-up before going back to bed.
She has also awoken to find herself naked, on a fire escape in Fulham, confronted by two burly - and not to mention excitable - officers of the Metropolitan Police.

She doesn't even live in Fulham.

(, Wed 22 Aug 2007, 22:21)
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The important thing I think....
...is that I'd be putting a far bigger dent in that smug little wanker's face.

And I'd sue his ass (or indeed, his estate's ass, following his demise under my alloys) for damages to my motor.

Humped twice Docherty. Result. You tosser.
(, Fri 31 Aug 2007, 11:41, Reply)

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