Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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tadpolesif the school caretaker forgets about the bowl of tadpoles you put on the nature table when he closes the school for easter break, they tend to die. this, after 2 weeks, creates a smell so odious and vile that the first girl into the classroom at the start of the new term will almost immediately vomit all over the floor. the next girl in can now smell dead tadpoles and vomit, and so a chain reaction of puking begins.
6 girls sent home, 4 classrooms closed for 2 days until the smell went away and one caretaker seriously reprimanded for allowing the tadpoles to stay there and stink up the place and for not airing the room out.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:54,
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Vominos?(, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:21, closed)
i'd patent that if i were you(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 15:35,
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Too late......it's already owned by some American pizza chain.
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And Steve Coogan, sadly.
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Were you one of those unfortunates who hurled?
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nopebut i came damn close
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 13:35,
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Normally they turn into small frogs first then drown, still - dead is dead.
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there wasn't much water in the bowli think they might have suffocated
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 18 Jan 2014, 13:38,
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