Bad Smells"I once left the world's stinkiest guff in a lift before sending it down to a group of Germans, all bustling to be first in the doors upon its arrival," giggles Boarders. Tell us your stories involving farts, noxious gasses and unpleasant smells.
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chthonic, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 11:56)
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When I was about 10 years old some of the men of the village had salmon nets set up at the end of a point of land. They'd had some trouble with a particular seal wrecking their nets, resolving the situation by shooting the fucker the head. With a final gurgled exhalation the aquatic canine sank into the murky depths.
A couple of days later, buoyed by an abdomen full of corpse gas the seal bobbed back up. Us kids saw it and hatched a plan to skin it.
It was as we hauled the beasty into the rowing boat the inevitable deflation occurred via it's arse.
All you slack jawed Nancy boys claiming to have smelled something really bad don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 19 Jan 2014, 20:34,
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I'd rather be known as a slack-jawed, Nancy boy,than "the boy who attempted to finger a dead seal's anus".
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 9:05,
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Ha ha ha!First LOL of the day.
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hehe!reply *click*
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Bravo! (, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 12:08, closed)
oh proper officelol. and click(, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 14:45, closed)
Attempted?thanks for the autobiography title by the way.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 20 Jan 2014, 21:13,
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